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Brush with Death for Jules

August 19th, 2010

My beloved server that is hosted in up in Dallas, TX, suffered a nearly fatal injury today.

From looking into the logs at about 4am this morning (central time), Jules went offline.

Jeremy informed me that Hashserver was offline around 1pm or so and I went to log into Jules, he was not reachable. Not SSH nor Ping could find this wayward web serving warrior, he was gone.

I feared the worst, that his motherboard had fried or that he had finally blown-out his one and only hard disk drive or HDD as someone extra nerdy might say.

I called into support, hoping that by some off-chance the hosting company (Sprocket Networks) was having some unscheduled maintenance that had taken this blog and my server Jules offline.

I was greeted by a very friendly voice, who stated his name was Josh. He said he would go and take a look at my server and see what was had occurred.

He called me back relatively quickly and informed me that Jules’ power supply was gone, it had given up the 300W ghost, yes apparently the power supply was only 300W, craziness right?

I inquired about having Jules shipped back to me so that I could get some data off him and put him to rest like the good little server he has been, by which I mean take him down to Goodwill Computers for recycling.

He advised me to open a ticket with billing and let them quote me on replacing the power supply and that he thinks it would only cost me about $30 to get Jules all patched up.

I opened the ticket with Billing and was informed that all I needed to do was supply them with a replacement 250W power supply and that was that, no additional fees. ($27.99 on Amazon, with free 2-day shipping and Sprocket will soon have their new shiny 250W power supply.)

However, as it would happen, I for the life of me could not remember my password. Now, I can just see my wife laughing herself to death, as this isn’t entirely uncommon for me to forget a password. However, I have like 6 or 7 regular password that I rotate through.

I tried those and various potential variations that I could think of, but no luck. I called Josh back and asked him if he could please reset my root password.

He helped me out and got me a new root password, and I was able to restart the Apache engine and start writing this blog post.

And with that, I must now get back to the grind. But I want everyone to know that Sprocket Networks in Dallas, remains to be one of the best Colo/Hosting companies I have ever known.

Laterz

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Me and Me

May 17th, 2010

As I have been going through old digital files and what not, I found an pic of myself that was taken I think in early 2004 (or late 2003 maybe).

I uploaded it to my Flickr and have put up a slightly more recent pic, if I had spiked my hair today I would have taken a very recent shot, maybe I will do that tomorrow.

Anyways….

Me Circa 2004 (or late 2003).

pic of me from 2004 or late 2003

Me from December 2009. (Pre Gladiator)

me from 12/2009

Anyway, I need to get back to making wireframes, only 4 more days of working here at NetIP, best get them done-zo.

Laterz

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“I’m going for cigarettes…”

May 17th, 2010

I have gone back and forth on what to title this blog post on for a couple of days now and I think that this is the most fitting, though it is pretty much just an inside joke, some folks might recognize this type of reference from various TV shows that used it as a means to describe how a character just up and disappeared one day.

Jeremy and I used to say it to one another whenever some problem came up that just was so frustrating (particularly because the problem at hand shouldn’t be difficult or flat out just shouldn’t exist), one of us would look over and say “I’m going for cigarettes.” and the other might reply with “Bring me back some gum.” or maybe “Your coming back right?”

Well, on Monday (5/10/2010) I gave my two weeks notice. Throughout the following days I spoke with various coworkers, some of them are surprised, some of them saw it coming, all of them have congratulated me.

I have to say that I am looking forward to working at Unwired Nation, I have known the founders there for quite a while. I believe we were first introduced back in 2005. I ran into them on a couple of occasions at developer conferences and from time-to-time down at the Austin Tech Happy Hour.

The details of my tenure and subsequent departure require many beers to try and follow the overall time-line, but I have been near NetworkIP (my now former employer) for almost 12 years, yes TWELVE years, working directly for 7 years).

I originally set out from Michigan to work for a company known as Simplified Telesys, a software vendor to NetworkIP. I spent the first two weeks of working for Simplified at NetworkIP’s offices in Longview, TX.

I believe that I only missed one NetworkIP x-mas party since 1998 (Simplified was a very close vendor, so NetIP was kind enough to allows us attend their parties).

I joined NetworkIP as an employee in November of 2003 and have worked on various projects and for the PrivateTel and Jaduka subsidiaries. There is a part of me that will miss this place, but I am definitely looking forward to new challenges.

With that abridged version of history, leaving NetworkIP is sort of like leaving my first career job, as many of the folks that I met and worked with 12 years ago are the same folks that I have been working with the last few months, the titles and responsibilities have changed, but the same folks nevertheless.

My last day at NetworkIP will be Friday, May 21st. I have been trying to figure out where my going away lunch should be, I am leaning towards burgers and bowling at Highland lanes.

I start with Unwired Nation on Monday, May 24th.

In the meantime, I have to get back to the grind.

Laterz

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“Not dead, yet!”

January 14th, 2010

I mean not to get all morbid, but everyone dies sometime.

However, my use of that particular saying, “Not dead, yet!” in regards to what I shouted (or at least I meant for it to come out as a shout, might have sounded a bit more raspy and with a slight hint of wheezing.

(note: when I yelled out ‘Not dead, yet!’ I was half imagining myself on a cart of dead folks from “Monty Python and the Holy Grail”)

I made it through my 2nd night of Gladiator Bootcamp. My poor aching body is wishing that I had taken a nice hot bath on Monday and Tuesday night, instead of only just having taken one tonight (Wednesday).

I am sore, I mean to some degree that doesn’t begin to describe the pains I have discovered in my muscles (and my right knee). In terms of my right knee, that one I know exactly what happened there, I tripped and fell last Friday.

I tripped over the gate that we have separating the living room and the kitchen. I don’t know exactly why I tripped, I remember my right shoe catching the top of the gate and me thinking ‘Crap, this is gonna hurt, A LOT.’

I think I was able to cushion the blow with my knee mostly, but I also landed on my right hand (and arm). The pain from that was pretty intense for a few minutes. But once I was able to get up from the floor to a seated position, I figured I wouldn’t need to call anyone for help. After another few minutes, I got myself up onto my feet and didn’t falter.

So, umm I “walked it off” and went about the rest of my day, thinking to myself, “I wonder how bad this is going to effect my performance on the first night of camp gladiator?”

Answer: Not at all really. My knee is sore, but by Monday night, it wasn’t bugging me enough to interfere with the exercises they had us doing.

However, the real question I should have been asking myself was “How would an intense 1 hour work-out effect my body, given that I spend the VAST majority of my time seated at a desk, typing on a keyboard?”

Answer: A LOT!

The pain I feel, is only when I move around, not while just sitting here, which I think is a good thing. Cuz, if I hurt as much as I do when I go up and down stairs, I might have to start drinking at the office.

Anyway, I think you get the point, I am EXTREMELY out-of-shape and have managed to overdue it, a little bit.

I did my best tonight at bootcamp and made my way through all the exercises they threw at us. I will openly admit that I did not complete all of the ‘mountain climber’ sets and that my push-ups look more like I am just holding myself up and moving about what I imagine is like 15cm, maybe 15mm, it’s the metric system and I went to public school in Michigan, you do the math, as I might be a little challenged.

(Just kidding, I actually think my public education was pretty good. It would have been better, had I attended classes more regularly, but that is a post for another time.)

In regards to the push-ups, to me the few centimeters (or millimeters) that I managed to move my body up and down via my chest muscles were like me going through a full-range of motion with what felt like an elephant on my back.

Given that my chest muscles twinge a little bit when I wash my hand vigorously at this point, I am going to say that I am definitely getting a work out, even if I am unable to complete a full push-up.

But this is only the first week. And I am already getting the crazy notion into my head that I might be able to go and do the 5:30am Friday bootcamp. Maybe, possibly, no promises.

I definitely think I will be doing three bootcamps next week, this week might be pushing myself a little bit too much.

In terms of tonight, it was a series of sprints (which due to the my performance on Monday night, I did my best to jog), followed by 50 of each of the following exercises: push-ups, alternating lunges (or ’scissor lunges’), bicycle sit-ups, squats (I did the rowing squats that I have been doing on Wii Fit, just felt more familiar to me), and finally ‘mountain climbers’ (which I cannot do properly, yet).

After doing 50 of each exercise, you had to do two laps around the field, returning to your exercise mat for a set of 24 of each of those same exercises that you just got done doing 50 of. Following your set of 5×25, you doing 1 lap around the field and then take a break.

I finished in 30 minutes and like 5 seconds (might have been 15 seconds, honestly at that point I was proud to be standing under my own power).

I give many props to Kevin, Daniel, Jeremy and Eryn, all of them finished before I did.

The instructor stated that we will be doing that same ‘assessment’ at the end of bootcamp. Provided that I can keep my legs from feeling like they are made of rusty metal, I think I will be able to shave several minutes off my overall time.

The one thing I will say about bootcamp day/night #2. I feel better than I did after night #1.

Don’t get me wrong, I still ache (all over, speaking of, time for more advil), but I honestly at the end of tonight felt my muscles loosening up. I really, really need to get to the field like 10 minutes earlier, and do some good stretches and walk around the field a few times, get limbered up.

At this exact moment, I feel almost normal. Of course soaking in a tub of hot water that has been laced with epsom salt for about 45 minutes does wonders for those aching muscles.

But I might also be feeling good, because apparently Chocolate Milk can aid in recovery after a hard work-out. I have Daniel to thank for this tip, I stated on Twitter that he might be lying to me. And he told me to Google it, to which I found he wasn’t making it up. Check out the search results for yourself.

Ok, the maintenance has been over for a bit and my blog post here is finished up, I need to go and get some sleep.

Laterz

PS. Thanks to everyone running and attending the Camp Gladiator. Everyone is very supportive and it makes pushing yourself to do exercises that I don’t necessarily want to do, easier, keep in mind I paid money for this, so the encouragement is very helpful.

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A little bit of DoS in the afternoon

February 17th, 2009

The colocation company that houses the server hosting this blog and a few others, was attacked via CYBER GREMLINS!!!

I was in the middle of futzing with something from a Sys Admin perspective, something minor like a 5 minute tweak and BAM, my connection froze up. I thought I broke the server.

After a few minutes of this, I thought it might be a network problem here in the office. Nope, my connection to other places was acting just fine. Leading me to think it might be a network problem with the colo. Try as I might I couldn’t get to the colo’s website, definitely a sure sign of something BAD going down with the provider.

I used that nifty little “cached” link that Google gives you and I was able to get the phone number and speak to one of the tech support reps. He informed me that about 5-10 minutes ago their network came under a DoS attack, which coincided with the issues I experienced while trying to do that quick 5 minute tweak.

About 10 minutes after talking with the tech support rep everything looks like it is under control.

Yippie!!!

For a few minutes there I thought about what it would be like to have a virtual server with Amazon or some other “Cloud Computing” company.

Maybe when Jules is another year older I will look at doing a “virtual” cloud based server, because I am never going back to a traditional VPS.

Back to the grind.

Laterz

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Home safe and sound

February 2nd, 2009

It has been about an hour since Gina and I got home. I made the bed (Gina helped) and got Gina some juice. She is doing well, the doctor said that she can begin eating regular foods (not just jello), just have to keep them all low in fat over the next few weeks.

I am looking for a soup recipe that uses cabbage, as before this weekend’s adventure I bought a very nice looking cabbage.

cabbage

The original plan was to turn it into my favorite kind of slaw and serve it along with some smoked pork and there was a request for ribs as well. Luckily, I had not purchased any of the meat for the weekend, else I might be wondering what to do with all that raw pork shoulder. (Nope, the dogs can’t eat that much pork, not good for them.)

I am going to finish finding a recipe and make sure I have all the needed stuff. Then, then I am going to take a nap. (or run to the store, get the missing items, then a nap)

Laterz

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A Super Bowl weekend to remember.

February 1st, 2009

I am sitting here in Gina’s hospital room at Seton Northwest Hospital. We came here yesterday because Gina was having some “upper right quadrant” abdominal pain. The pain looked excruciating, luckily the ER was able to fix her up with some meds that eased the pain rather quickly.

They took some blood and ran various tests, all of which confirmed what Gina and I suspected, that her gallbladder was “acting up”. However, the prognosis was not what either of us were expecting. They want to remove that pesky little bladder of gall.

They admitted her at about 10:30 last night to a room in Hospital and got her all settled in. By that point we had been here for just about 6 hours. I waited until we had all of the paperwork taken care of and she fell asleep before heading home to take care of the dogs, shower and pick up some things. (You know, like laptops and iPods, the essentials of any hospital stay in this digital day-and-age.)

We are waiting to speak with the doctor to determine if her surgery will be today or tomorrow. Either way, they will be looking to keep her in the hospital overnight afterward for observation and she is expected to be sore for several days following.

I do not recall ever spending the night in a hospital room. I remember visiting Gina’s Grandpa Parker at Ingham, I remember visiting my Mom when she was taken to Sparrow hospital when Rachel was born (I remember buying a plastic dinosaur and playing cards in the gift shop) and I remember visiting my Great-Grandpa Benner.

While we were in the Emergency Room, I recounted all of the times that I had been to an Emergency Room, all of which I believe were here at Seton Northwest. I think the total was 4, but I kinda feel like it was 5. Notably, none of the visits were for me directly.

Gina is playing on her Mac, listening to music. I am sitting here in the guest chair, which because of the reclining action on this bad-boy doesn’t make it entirely horrible to sleep on.

The hospital has free wifi, which is a necessity in this digital day-and-age.

Well, I need to take care of a couple of work things as to ensure that my absence on Monday (and possibly) Tuesday will not throw off our schedules.

I am pretty sure that most people that read this, I have already call by phone. Needless to say, I will likely call you with an update before posting one here.

Laterz

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Merry X-Mas

December 25th, 2008

I hope that everyone is having a Merry X-mas.

I helped the dogs, rabbits and bird make X-mas cards for Gina. The dogs got her a Starbucks gift card and the rabbits and bird got her an iTunes card. Lula wanted to get Gina a new car, but well Lula is a dog and in these tight economic times she just couldn’t get a loan. I mean, one of these days soon Lula’s modeling career will take off and she will be able to get herself the personal chef she has always been wanting.

Gina got me some clothes (which was cool, cuz I picked them out), she also got me CronoTrigger for the DS-Lite, and she got me a really swanky beard trimmer (my last one broke). Gina and I got t-shirts from my in-laws, Gina’s says that “Everyone loves an Italian girl.” Mine says “Italian, by marriage only.”

I also got a micro-copter (which is proving to be challenge to fly, but one I am sure I will master). Gina got a bracelet.

I got Gina an Apple AirportExpress, so that when she travels she will always be able to have wifi at the hotel. I also got her the latest book by the lady that writes the Harry Potter books, JK Rowling, I believe the title is “The Tales of the Beetle Bard”. It is a small book, I think she will likely finish it in a day (if she reads it straight through).

We were going to see “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button” with Jeremy and Nichole. However, it would appear that the movie was TOO popular. For almost evey X-mas for the last 10-15 years I have seen a movie. But both Gina and myself cannot ever remember the theatre being as busy as the Cinemark on 1431 was this afternoon. Jeremy and Nichole got there earlier than us and managed to get tickets, whereas Gina and I didn’t get there in time. I called Jeremy when we got there, to see if they were already in the theatre or if they were in one of the various lines that were outside the theatre (one of which looked like it might have been coming from inside the building.

He said that they were inside already and that it was pretty full. I stood in line to buy tickets and overheard someone say with amazement “It is sold out.” I didn’t catch what movie they were referring to, when I got up to the kiosk myself, I saw the “Sold Out” label on the picture of “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.”

I feel  bad that we were not able to catch the flick with Jeremy and Nichole. Hopefully, it is a good one. Tomorrow night Jeremy and I are going to see “The Spirit”, I am going to see if John can go tomorrow night. I think I will make sure we are there extra early, which should be easy since Jeremy and I are both taking the day off.

On a side note, it actually turned out to be a good thing that Gina and I didn’t get into the movie. Our “Rival 20 Quart (Electric) Roaster Oven” is amazing, it cooked the turkey to our amazement in about 1.5 hours. I mean it seems impossible to believe, but we reviewed various different websites to verify the necessary cooking time and temperatures (and to see if we could figure out the best place to put the meat temp probe).

The movie lasts almost 3 hours. This would have ultimately have meant that the turkey would have been way overdone.

Gina’s dad had told her earlier today that the roaster would could the turkey quickly, but he didn’t say it was going to cook it that quickly. I mean we had put the probe in about 1 hour in and it was already registering at 161 degrees.

Well, Gina just started cutting the turkey, so it is time to go.

Laterz

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An evening with Mr. Folds

December 1st, 2008

My Tickets to the Folds show @ Stubbs - 2008

The show was a while ago, but I have been tied up with work and haven’t felt like blogging for the last few weeks (or months really).  Ben Folds is one of my favorite artists, it has been at least 6 years since I saw him live, the last time was at La Zona Rosa.

This time it was at Stubb’s BBQ, a nice sized, outdoor venue. It was a pretty decent night for a show, not too cold and not too hot (yes, I said hot, in Texas during the summer it can still be 80+ degrees outside at night.)

I had hoped that Gina could have come along, but she isn’t a big fan of the Folds and she happened to be in Manila at the time. Jeremy is also no lover of the Folds, neither is anyone else in the Jaduka dev crew. And at a price tag of $50 ($41.50 for the ticket and $8.50 for delivery) you have to really like the Folds to pay that kind of price.

I was a little late arriving to the show, but I didn’t miss the start of the opening act or anything. I managed to grab a beer (or two), some food and found a nice perch behind the light boards and sound deck area.

To my pleasant surprise the opening act, Missy Higgins was good. I really liked their set and have thought about getting some of their music. To me her sound was a little reminiscient of Sheryl Crow’s early stuff. I have to be honest right now, I don’t remember too much about her music, except that I didn’t hate it and it reminded me a wee bit of early Sheryl Crow.

I kept a mental note about not hating the opening act, because of the fact that the opening act for Flogging Molly, completely SUCKED. I mean was absolutely HORRIBLE, they were this bad like 70s coverish band, bad outfits, bad songs, bad performance.

Back to the Folds.

After Missy Higgins’ set was done, I took the opportunity to grab another beer (or two), unfortunately some folks took the opportunity to steal my perch. I mean, sure they managed to use the space slightly more effectively than I was, being two folks sort of crammed themselves into the same area that I had been occupying.

Downside to all of this was the fact that I had a nice setup, there is this railing running behind the light board area, fairly sturdy, sturdy enough for me to lean on it with comfort, like the old man that I am (becoming).

I spent the rest of the evening just to the left of the lightboard by about 6 feet or so.

The concert was great, everything that I could have asked for. Ben played some of his really old stuff (like “Underground”), some of his more recently old stuff (like “Zak and Sara”) and pretty much everything off his new album (like “Effington”).

I had purchased Ben’s new album shortly after it came out on Sept 30th. By the time of the concert I had listened to the album more often that I would choose to admit. The benefit of this was that I knew the words to the songs, which meant I got to do the thing I love the most when drinking and listening to music, sing along (in my own tone-deaf sort of way). I tried not to sing too loudly, as not to ruin anyone elses enjoyment of the concert. All in all, I am glad that neither Gina nor Jeremy was there to witness me singing along.

After two encores, Ben Folds and his band left the stage and it was time to go home. I hit the back alley of porta-potties to return my ‘rented’ beer and then worked my way out of the “exit” lines. Feeling a bit peckish, I went off in search of pizza. There are several pizza by the slice places down on 6th street, Hoek’s Death Metal Pizza is where I ended up.

hoeks off flickr

http://www.flickr.com/photos/nicksherman/3049704958/sizes/s/

I had a slice of pepperoni (which came fresh out of the oven) and then headed home.

I had a fun time at the concert and it made me want to go and see another concert (not necessarily for at a $50 ticket price).

My Flickr -- Miller High Life

The one thing that I did find interesting was that whilst sipping on my Miller High Life, was the economy. I am guessing that there were at least 2,000 people there (best I could find on the net is that Stubb’s holds 1,800). The sh#t had hit the fan about that same time as far as the economy goes, everyone in the nation was (and most still are) worried about the economy.

The future of the presidential election was still uncertain (as no voting had yet occurred), Obama was not yet the President Elect.

And yet, here at Stubb’s BBQ there were 2,000 people enjoying themselves. I mean, most likely all the tickets were purchased earlier in the year. But you figure folks had to take taxis or pay for parking, let’s assume that folks carpooled and on avg at least 2 people per car. Let us also assume that 2/3 drove in their own cars (or carpooled). Then let’s assume that one half of the 1/3 remaining took a taxi.

So that breaks down to:

1,333 folks rode in cars, at least 2 folks per car, parked the car for $7, equals $4,666 parking.

667 folks came by other means, figure 333 took taxis, figure $20 per person taking a taxi (some of them will have doubled up), $6,666 for taxis (round-trip).

I figure that at least half the folks there ate some sort of food while there, if memory serves the avg price of something to eat was like $5. So, another $5,000 spent.

Then comes the real money maker, the booze. I really can’t remember how much the prices were, but beer I think was like $3 for a Lone Star or Miller High Life and then slowly working their way up in price. Bottled water was like $4 or $5. Mixed drinks started at I think $7 dollars.

Let’s assume half of the folks had two beers, assuming an avg price of $4 per beer, so $4,000. Then let’s assume that 3/4 of the folks had a bottle of water, assuming that water was $4, that makes $6,000. Then let’s assume that 1/3 of everyone there had 2 mixed drinks, avg price $7, that makes $4,662.

( I mean I am probably going a bit light on the booze calcs, I mean there were A LOT of people drinking.)

So the totals in terms of the general economy.

Tickets: $100,000

Parking: $4,666

Taxis:    $6,666

Beer:      $4,000

Water:    $6,000

Mixed:   $4,662

Food:     $5,000

Total:     $130,994

This doesn’t even begin to calculate the price of the t-shirts or what not purchased at the show, I won’t speculate there, as I didn’t pay attention to the prices enough to do so.

Including my ticket, parking, beer, food a the show and slice of pizza at Hoek’s Death Metal Pizza I think I spent about $105 or 0.08% of the estimated total that I think was spent that night because of the concert. Mind you, I didn’t speculate on other folks going out to other bars (or pizza joints) before or after the show let out, I am sure that folks did that as well.

Like I said, whilst sipping my Miller High Life, I thought briefly on the economy and how the folks down here in Austin at the Ben Fold Concert didn’t let themselves get depressed. How they spent money without immediate fears of home foreclosures or inflation (or deflation) or the rising price of gas (which has now dropped to prices that are likely lower or on par with before Bush took office, the first time).

Maybe they spent the money as to fully enjoy the evening and they would worry about such things the next day. Maybe they enjoyed the evening (and possibly the following day) without worry because we down here in Austin are still somewhat isolated from the major economic sh%t storm that has gripped the nation.

I know that I enjoyed listening to the music and drinking a beer without worrying about the economy or other such topics that night.

Well, I need to get to bed.

Laterz

PS. I am starting to get back into a routine and feel the need to write more lately, so that likely means more regular blog posts.

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Emma Lou is little people

November 9th, 2008

Or at least she thinks she is.

I cannot think of living without a dog in my life, particularly a dog like Emma Lou (aka Lula). She actually brings a smile to my face, just by sitting on my lap. Even when she is being naughty I still love her, though there are times when I am really tired that I wish she would just go back to bed rather than need to go and get a drink at 4am or scratch at the door to go outside.

Before Gina moved in I didn’t have any animals. Now we have ‘The Farm’, four dogs, two rabbits and the bird. For all of those that knew Peanut, she is sorely missed, her raspy little bark was always a sign that the hour was late.

Now back to Lula. Her naughtiness is almost legendary. Like the time she ate an entire baguette. We had bought a baguette at the farmer’s market, and didn’t put it away properly. It was just barely dangling off the edge of the table. Apparently, the baguette was hanging off the edge just enough for Lula to snag it.

Lula had run the baguette through the dog door, which honestly I wish I could have seen her negotiate the long loaf of bread through the dog door. I wonder if she smacked it at least once into the sides with a resounding “thud” or if she was smart enough to drag it length wise through the door on the first try.

Gina and I had not seen Lula in a little while, which is usually the ultimate sign of naughtiness. And when there is naughtiness afoot, one of us immediately checks the backyard. And there it was, a half-eaten baguette (to give her proper credit, she ate somewhere between 1/3 and 1/2). After a couple of minutes of searching, we found Lula, all extra fat and happy. She had plumped up on all that bread.

Then there was the time that she ate that bar of soap from Lush. I was sitting on the couch, and Lula came running up to me. She landed in my lap like she had done a thousand times before, but there was something different. A smell in the air, it smelled sweet and flowery. I asked Gina if she had given her a bath recently, because the flowery smell sort of reminded me of this after bath spray Gina uses on the dogs.

Then I asked Gina if she had mopped the floor, as by that point I had figured out it was a lavender smell. And the last few times Gina mopped she had used a lavender and vinegar solution. Gina answered no on both counts.

That meant that Lula smelled like lavender for some UNKNOWN reason. I started to sniff Lula to determine exactly where the Lavender smell was coming from, it was coming from her mouth. Lula had eaten something that smelled like Lavender!!!

That jogged my memory that I had recently brought home for Gina some soaps from the Lush store in Dallas, one of which was a Shea butter soap scented with lavender. I immediately went into the bedroom to look for the Lush bag and found it sitting on the bed, relatively empty, with no signs of an empty soap bag around.

“To the backyard!!!” (or something very close to that is what I said)

Sure enough, there sat on the ground a plastic bag with little doggie teeth holes in it and the Lush logo stamped on the side. Lula had eaten through the bag and ingested a whole bar of the lavender scented soap.

Gina immediately called poison control and was instructed to take Lula to the Emergency Vet, as there was a fear that Lula could end up with a blockage in her digestive system or worse choke on the soap while attempting to return it the same way it went in.

On the way to the Emergency Vet Lula returned the soap to Gina, all over the front seat of the Vibe (which was still relatively new at the time). Lula didn’t seem any worse for wear after the whole soap episode.

But enough about Lula’s naughtiness. This is supposed to talk about how she like little people.

One thing I would say is, she eats off a fork or spoon rather well.

When she is leaning over the arm of the couch, with her front paws all extended and standing on her hind legs, I can just imagine what she might look like if she was wearing some Osh-Kosh and had pigtails. She likes to be carried over my shoulder (that is when she likes to be carried).

And there are times I think that if she had thumbs she could sit on the couch and work the TV remote if she really wanted to.

She hasn’t done it in a while (I think because I have been going to bed at a more reasonable time these days), but she would sit at the foot of my chair in the office here and grumble when it was time to go to bed. Now curly does a similar thing, but Lula took it a step further, she would stand up and then begin to paw me to signal me it that it is time to go to bed.

Another aspect about her being little people is that she is too smart for her own good. While Curly and Buddy are very good at coming in when they are called, Lula merely looks at you and goes back to what every she was doing. The best is when she looks at you and turns the other way.

Also, she knows when she has done something wrong, yet still does it. That to me makes her more like people than not.

Regardless, I could never think of life without dogs now, especially without my little Lula.

Well, dinner is done.

Laterz

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